Writings by Joseph Scrimshaw
A Better Title Tomorrow This essay is called “A Better Title Tomorrow” because the main theme is letting go, ...
(May 27, 2015)
Hammerhead Versus Haters In case you have a condition in which you can’t see or hear pop culture news, a trailer ...
(April 29, 2015)
Grandma's Keys Have you ever been screamed at by an angry man for a half an hour at a 7-11 with no possibility ...
(March 30, 2015)
An Open Letter From An Oxford Comma Hello,
I am the Oxford Comma.
A lot of people love me. A lot of people hate me. A lot ...
(February 25, 2015)
Free Fall For the past several months, I’ve been in hell. An ice cold, isolated hell courtesy ...
(January 28, 2015)
Flip A Thousand Tables Hello and welcome to my TOP ONE LIST of the CRAZIEST CULTURAL EVENTS of 2014.
An insane ...
(December 29, 2014)
The Mating Shower I want to tell you about the best shower I ever had.
It happened on July 30, 2005 at ...
(November 19, 2014)
Ask The Yearbook Office Contributors: Holiday Traditions The winter holidays are upon us, and for many that means returning home to see the family ...
(November 17, 2014)
Ask The Yearbook Office Contributors: Halloween Candy As night time descends on the month of October, kids across the country are dressing up ...
(October 27, 2014)
The Goblet Of Frosted Mini-Wheats I am a very stubborn person. One of the things I used to be very stubborn about was going ...
(October 22, 2014)
Ask The Yearbook Office Contributors: New Fall TV Shows September means more than just back-to-school season, it also means the return of TV! ...
(September 29, 2014)
Curse of the Elevator Society Last month, I was a guest at the big old sci-fi/fantasy convention Dragon Con. I had a ...
(September 24, 2014)
A Very Good Color I tend to remember my life as a collection of little stories – tidy narratives in which ...
(August 27, 2014)